HOT SHIT

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

allmymetaphors:

I don’t want to go to college but I also don’t want to NOT go to college

What I really want is to stop existing but you can’t do that without dying and I don’t want to die either

This is the most accurate post I have ever seen

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lulz-time:
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lulz-time:
“sciapodus:
the correct way to get hit by a car
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lulz-time:

sciapodus:

the correct way to get hit by a car

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I have the weirdest boner right now